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You can probably tell by my blog that I hate Doctor Who. Also, I never use sarcasm.

I'm a nerd. I love cute things, funny things, and BBC (Moffat, why must you torture our feels).

I am Sherlocked.

There's a cupboard under my stairs. Unfortunately, there's no bed in there...

Merthur for lyfe.

Muse is my muse,
Daft Punk is the best.

I like things.

I will always have love to give.

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flatulenceontoast:

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4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 86,629 notes

importantbirds:

becausebirds:

Have you seen a Toco Toucan hop down stairs lately? Or a Keel-billed Toucan bathe with a glass of restaurant water?

Just another day at water gulp office… Go down stair, stick face into cup, go up stair, eat grape.

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 19,041 notes
secretlyredpants:

citizenpayney:

sharkchunks:

givemeinternet:

Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen

It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.

"How did someone see me?"

What’s wrong fish? You look a blue

secretlyredpants:

citizenpayney:

sharkchunks:

givemeinternet:

Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen

It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.

"How did someone see me?"

What’s wrong fish? You look a blue

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 152,387 notes

How Well Do Your Followers Know You?

kinomatika:

ericandy:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

First name:
Nickname:
Age:
Gender:
Sexual Orientation:

Nationality:
Relationship status:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Random fact:

YEAH LET’S TRY THIS!!

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 280,182 notes
4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 110,760 notes

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

7 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 407,583 notes
youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

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11 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 441,550 notes

morlarty:

Things i want in Series 4:

  • Drunk Moriarty
  • For it to happen before 2056
  • John to say ‘no shit, Sherlock’
  • John to get pissed off at Sherlock and shout ‘WILLIAM SHERLOCK SCOTT HOLMES’ to which Sherlock replies ‘JOHN HAMISH WATSON’
  • JOHN TO SAY ‘NO SHIT, SHERLOCK’
  • Moriarty to walk into 221B with Staying alive playing from his phone and he just says ‘surprise, bitch’
  • JOHN TO SAY ‘NO SHIT, SHERLOCK’
11 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 9,540 notes
firstgingerdoctor:

bbcofficial:

islapoldppl:

cantwearhats:

technickel:

b-a-p-ontheblock:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

i’m 15 and i don’t get it

remember drawing on the plastic sheets and then casually smudging everything away aaah memories. 

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD INTERNET

Them loud ass flappy ass sheets.

we still use these at my school tho

they’re the latest technology at my school

firstgingerdoctor:

bbcofficial:

islapoldppl:

cantwearhats:

technickel:

b-a-p-ontheblock:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

i’m 15 and i don’t get it

remember drawing on the plastic sheets and then casually smudging everything away aaah memories. 

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD INTERNET

Them loud ass flappy ass sheets.

we still use these at my school tho

they’re the latest technology at my school

11 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 470,593 notes

i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

11 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 570,906 notes