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when your head hurts so bad you wanna cry so you cry but then your head hurts more >.>

6 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

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15 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 242 notes
sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD

sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD

1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 143,304 notes
achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 359,785 notes

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 458,910 notes

relahvant:

why can’t everyone just stop complaining about each other and respect one another and live in peaceful harmony with pandas as pets

1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 5,283 notes
When you fall in love, you don’t just fall in love with their good qualities and extraordinary features, you also fall in love with their flaws, such as the way they bite their nails, snort when they laugh or even when they get mad or jealous at the little things. You fall in love with the way they roll their eyes when you do something that bothers them. You fall in love with the sleepless nights and the bad fights. When you fall in love, you fall in love with the way their face lights up when you say the right thing. You fall in love with the way they position their body as they sleep and the way they exhale as they change that position. When you fall in love, you fall in love with the scent they leave on your clothing and how it lingers through your room when they’re not around. You fall in love with the way they hold your hand and how softly they caress you. Now falling in love is something you can’t take for granted, it takes hard work and I believe when you truly find that one special person, you will do anything and get through anything just to be with that person. Even if it means going through hell and back. But finding that right person can happen at any time, you can be 14 years old or 83, but love takes time and there’s no need to rush it.
- Skaterparadise (via skaterparadise)
1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 10,269 notes
(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 201,620 notes

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 217,842 notes

coolboyclub:

untraceableblog:

every possible thing in every possible universe has been said 

slug milk

1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 10,686 notes